VENICE PLACE GOURMET
by: Leapy
Disclaimer: Starsky and Hutch do not belong to me. I make no money from this nonsense.
Rating: G
Notes: Setting -- Sometime before 1978. This was a personal challenge to write a scene using no more than 3 words per line. If you'd like to see a picture and the recipe for what inspired this piece of fluff, check this out: http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/kalerice-tofusau.html. I've never made the recipe. I'm not a vegetarian. And, I don't own that website. So, I'm not endorsing anything! Consume at your own risk. Hutch would be proud of you, I'm sure.
Completed: August 2006
Thanks, Hutch.
Invitin' me over.
Yeah! Home cooking!
And I'm starved!
What is that?
That!
You're joking, right?
Hutch, that's gross!
Chunky, green glop?
Made of what?
Like dog barf?
Well, it's chunky.
Gail?
What's that?
Blech.
Huh?
Very funny.
Well, that's okay.
Which is...?
Bean what?
Yuck!
I'm gonna puke.
Great, more chunks.
Finally! Something normal!
Not bad.
Better.
Dare I ask?
Anything else?
It ain't stiff.
Like in bread?
Don't tell me.
You promised dinner!
Wanted real food.
Hutch, food is...
...tacos and burritos...
...pepperoni pizza...
...New York steak.
I'm outta here.
Dessert?
Really?
Okay, one bite.
Yeah?
Got a plate?
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